We need our troops and troopers back!
Here on the eastern front the Illinaks continue to overrun our tobacco and beer stores, our grocers and our gas stations. Just this morning at my local store cars with Illinois plates grabbed all the good spaces. I strongly suspect that they are the reason just miniature, soft cantaloupe were the only ones left on the shelf.
Our fellow citizens at the northeast corner of Missouri expect to be overrun by Iowegans (along with Illinaks) sneaking over the border to buy-up our beer, cigarettes and fireworks.
The worst attacks target our western border. Jayhawks launched a legislative nuclear bomb, decrying Missouri’s inability to hold on to pro sports teams and authorizing billions of dollars to steal our Royals and Chiefs.
Yes, GOP candidate Mike Kehoe and the other Trumpettes stand correct: every state is a border state and we are all under attack with Missouri laying in the crosshairs of eight sets of thieves and interlopers.
What’s next, Arkansas annexing greater Branson? The Indian tribes of eastern Oklahoma opening bingo parlors in Joplin?
Oh, the migrants do bring dollars to Missouri. Yet, at what cost? Gasoline here along Telegraph Road costs more than in much of the metro area due to foreign purchases. Despite have a miniscule tax of 6¢ per gallon on beer we pay among the highest beer prices in the nation! The price we pay for the lack of border control hits us all in the pocketbook. Our economy, our way of life, stands at the edge of an abyss.
The answer?
His Accidency, Governor Mike Parson must recall our National Guard and state troopers from the Texas border with Mexico. The Latino hordes remain a thousand miles away. The Illinaks, Iowegans and Jayhawks are here now, they threaten us today! We need our border defended.
Glenn Koenen
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